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Friday, June 26, 2009

Top 5: Foods for a Man

Steak, the idea of eating steak signifies relative wealth. The word Steak is from Old Norse Steik which means "roast". Classic and most assuredly the top man food. Ribs and Hamburgers are included. Condiments Heinz 57 and A1 are a must along with salt. Grilled onions and sauteed mushrooms enhance this delightful food. Ladies remember if you want to please or reward your man for good behavior use this simple phrase "Honey lets go out for Steak tonight." appropriate for this site these are the words no mandroid can resist. If he does resist you may want to question his manliness and ask a close male role model to provide man coaching.

Lasagna, The word lasagna, originally applied to a cooking pot, it now describes the food itself. Americans commonly use the singular "lasagna" to refer to both the dish and the pasta, while others use the Italian plural "lasagne". The most famous Lasagna eater is Garfield. He craves and desires this fine Italian dish. I have days like that too. Maybe a little salad but garlic bread/breadsticks are a must.


Chimichanga, I wanted to go with Mexican food in general but it seemed like I kept coming back to the chieftain of fried Mexican food the Chimichanga! Though not really true Mexican as the Chimichanga was invented in Arizona in the 1920's and applies more to the TexMex movement I feel it still belongs in the Mexican category. Listen......Beef, Chicken, Pork, Beans it makes no difference what the prime stuffing is the Chimi is a legend, ample cheese, hot/mild sauce, sour cream, and guacamole make the Chimichanga a wonderful punch to the taste buds. Man food for real. For a superb experience go for a double stuffed Chimi. You only live once.....so enjoy!

Pizza, New york style, Chicago style, thin crust, deep dish. Its all the same and its all good. If you don't like some form of Pizza you have no heart and have lost your inner child. If you are one of these people go rent a CareBears movie, put on some pajamas, and order a Pizza. If you are still not liking Pizza consult a therapist because something is seriously wrong with you.


Fried foods with emphasis on:
  • Onion Rings
  • French Fries
  • Fried Zucchini
  • Fish and Chips
  • Tempura
  • Scones
  • Fried Chicken

So I admit it I am a fatty...but so what...don't judge me! You have your problems too! Fried foods are pretty much across the board heavenly. Dipping sauces and "soul food fixins" accompany this category better than the rest.

Go now my Reckless ones and stimulate the economy with the purchase of these delectable items above. But remember only eat food that food eats and you'll do just fine.

1 comment:

  1. I do agree with your choice of the five manfoods, However, I do disagree with the way to reward a man is with the phrase "honey lets go get steak tonight" unless you mean that you are going to go buy the steaks and come home and throw'em on the barbie, because to me restaurant steak does not compare to cooking on your own grill with your own spices. So I feel the phrase should be "Honey lets have steak tonight."

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